Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
Abbott: Sure.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I just thought I'd ask you.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field.
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: I'm not... stay out of the infield! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know.
Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!
I've jokingly complained here before about foreign countries such as the Philippines, Thailand, Bangladesh, and Nigeria which refer to their governments' securities regulator as the "Securities and Exchange Commission" or the "SEC," maliciously complicating my efforts to generate relevant, key-word generated news alerts about the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
Well, the other entity that tries hard to mess with my news aggregating capabilities is the Southeastern Conference, an athletic conference for NCAA teams that, of course, has the acronym SEC. (To make this culprit even more troublesome, the "athletic SEC," like its securities law-related namesake, also has (1) a "commissioner"; (2) "officials"; and (3) occasionally conducts "investigations; and (4) involves "conferences."
For years I have dutifully ignored or skimmed past all the Southeastern Conference news stories that pour into the Securities Litigation Watch supercomputers ... until now. Unexpectedly, these two SECs have collided. As discussed in this article,
SEC basketball official Travis Correll of Atlanta has resigned in wake of a civil action filed against him by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
Correll was listed in a civil action filed by the commission on Dec. 7 in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Texas. The suit alleges Correll and others ran a fraudulent investment scheme, which has raised more than $36 million since July 2004, according to the suit.
"He (Correll) has resigned and will no longer officiate in the Southeastern Conference," SEC commissioner Mike Slive said Tuesday evening. "If he had not resigned, he would have been prevented from officiating in this league."
To recap, we have the SEC commissioner commenting on the conduct of an SEC official relating to a civil action by the SEC, which was announced by the commission and SEC officials here.
All I can say to that is, "Third base!!"